Something written for information should be to the point and not too cute. This is an episode of the Abject Suffering program about the NES game Kick Master.
Episode 63: Circus Charlie
"Circus Charlie" isn't the preferred nomenclature anymore, dude.
Episode 62: Solar Jetman
So little in this life can be regained once it is lost. Hair that is cut off grows back. Sometimes Deborah will realize she's wrong and leave Reginald, returning to your waiting arms. If you cough up any baseball-sized shanks of sea shell throat meat, you must do your best to return it to its proper place. For Christ sake.
Episode 61: Athena / Jackie Chan's Action Kung Fu
"Let's roll with it." "Throw it in." "Fuck it." These are words that cowards are afraid to say. We here at Abject Suffering are far from cowards. No, we don't just admit our mistakes, we lean INTO them.
Episode 60: Sword Quest: Earthworld
For Sale: Single Chalice, gold. Wands, scepters, gems and scimitars optional, will talk. No negotiation, cash only. I'm on to your games. I've been down this road before. Bow before the zodiac puzzlemaster.